Bumper Stickers I'd Consider Honking For (except maybe the last one)

I'm for the separation of church and hate.

Suburbia: Where they tear out trees and then name streets after them.

I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.

Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

I do what my Rice Krispies tell me to.

Don't let the car fool you. My treasure is in heaven.

The big bang theory: God spoke and bang, it happened.

Jesus saves; Buddha recycles.

WWJD? I bet he'd use his turn signal!

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Honk if you are Jesus.