Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Marriage Counseling from an Impossibleape (Caution rated PG 13)


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How to Treat Each Other


How to treat your wife.

Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.


How to treat your husband.

Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the T.V.

That just about covers it.

In Sept. the beauty and the ape will have had 25 years of loving and living together as ape and wife . If your psychiatrist and or marriage counselor can't say the same perhaps you are getting your advice from the wrong sources.

Now go take on the rest of your day!

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