A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" - "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Showme." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed , then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde""I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
I asked my blonde haired nephew whether he bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day. "Yes", he said, "I bought her a belt and a bag.""That was very nice of you", I replied, "I hope she appreciated the thought."He said, "So do I, and hopefully the vaccuum cleaner will work better now."
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I almost fell out of my chair laughing at the redhead!!! And not just cuz I am one...
As a natural blonde, I'm insulted! :P
My favourite is: What do you call a blonde who dies her/his hair brown? Artificial Intelligence.
Artificial Intelligence.
that's the best on yet
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