Peter 'Poop' off and Robber 'Telt' on certainly do push the envelop but I always got a special kick out of charming Jim Whittington's solution to his viewers' money woes.
Now don't miss a step. It's all important in God's economy, don't ya know?
Here we go.................
Prayerfully wrap a dime in a twenty dollar bill.
Send the wrapped dime to dear brother Jim.
Miracle working Jim anoints the dime with holy oil from holyland vineyards (in Scottsdale Arizona) .
Then big hearted Jim sends you back your dime (provided you include a self addressed stamped envelop.)
Poof magico, someone's money woes have been solved. Certain unbelievers think that perhaps it is dear Brother Jimmy's pecuniary problems that are being addressed?
Don't you just love dear Brother Whittington?
The shouting, sweating preacher also likes to wear more gold jewelry on his person than Mr. T. did in his Hollywood hayday*. Jimmy W. says that since he is going to walk streets of Gold in heaven he might as well get used to lots of it down here.
Don't you just love dear Brother Whittington?
I sincerely hope he gets to experience his eternal reward real soon.
But may hefirst do a Zacchaeus and repent and restore four fold before he gets what is really coming to him.
*Mr. T. has given up the gold chains because he has come to understand that in a world of poverty it is poor symbolism for Christians to live so ostentatiously. God Pity the Fool who questions Mr. T.'s motives on this. I for one applaud the big guy.
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I didn't know that about Mr. T! Good information.
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