Classic "Simpsons" lines:
"I'm sure God will let us return soon. How long can he hold a grudge?" --Marge Simpson, in her dream where she is Eve
"I may not know that much about God, but I have to say we built an awfully nice cage for him." --Homer Simpson, after motivating islanders to build a church
"It's all Christianity, people. The little, stupid differences are nothing next to the big, stupid similarities." --Bart Simpson
"What if we picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making God madder and madder!" --Homer Simpson
"It's a good thing Buddha teaches freedom from desire, because I've got the desire to kick your ass." --Richard Gere
Bart Simpson once asked his father about the family's religious identity. Homer classically replied, "You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work in real life. Uh, Christianity."
"Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middlemen who jacked up the price, and let's not forget the humane but determined guys over at the slaughterhouse." --Ned Flanders, when he is saying grace
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