Thursday, December 28, 2006

How We All Feel After another Season of Merry Excess

Apologies to all those who are struggling with a genuine weight problem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvHnmo499_Y


Al asks all the rest of us as we watch our belts stretch and snap:

"O.K. Homeboys and girls, what are ya gonna do about it?"


BTW. I have an apple pie in the oven right now and the fudge I made after supper should be ready to eat in about 15 minutes.
So come on over and we'll sit around and rebuke these idols of gluttony together.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsJbRYEApPY

Get thee behind me calories.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZznlKcbGang

100 things you probably didn't know

The brain is soft and gelatinous - its consistency is something between jelly and cooked pasta.

200 million people have already stopped writing their blogs.

Barbie's full name is Barbie Millicent Roberts

hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs is a term for people who fear the number 666 (what do you call people who are afraid of big words (impossibleapes?)

In a fight between a polar bear an a lion, the polar bear would win..........


for the other 95 go here

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/2006/12/100_things_we_didnt_know_last_2.shtml

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Seal beautifully Xtols the virtues of Love Divine.

love helps us know our name

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz-vjzIOYPs

"Not only do we know God through Jesus Christ, but we only know ourselves through Jesus Christ. Apart from him we cannot know the meaning of our life or death, or God or of ourselves."

Blaise Pascal




Monday, December 25, 2006

And Now For Something Exotic/All the Way From Sweden

Söndag, december 24. 2006
Dagens citat IVPs kommentar till Matteus skildring av Jesu födelse.
Matthew challenges prejudice against pagans. The first story after Jesus' birth opens with Magi who have traveled a long distance to offer homage to a new king born in Judea. They enter Jerusalem with a large enough caravan to attract the city's attention (2:3); they must have assumed that they would find the newborn king in Herod's palace in Jerusalem.

Matthew challenges prejudice that favors political power. Another central character in this narrative is Herod (2:3, 7-8). That Herod is dismayed by the Magi's announcement is not surprising (2:3); in this period most Greeks, Romans and even Jews respected astrological predictions. Further, a cosmic signal of another ruler would necessarily indicate the end of the current ruler's reign. Other rulers also proved paranoid about astrologers, and some had been ready to kill their own descendants to keep the throne.

Matthew challenges the prejudice that respects spiritually complacent religion. Not knowing himself where the king would be born, Herod gathers the religious experts, the chief priests and scribes (2:4), most of whom in this period were loyal to his agendas. These experts immediately identify the place where the Messiah will be born on the basis of Micah 5:2 (Mt 2:5-6). But while the religious leaders know where the Messiah will be born, they do not join the Magi in their quest. These are the religious leaders, but they fail to act on all their Bible knowledge. Jesus is just a baby, and they take him for granted.

Matthew reinforces these points by reminding us that it is the pagans who worshiped Jesus. After the Magi have left Jerusalem, they come and worship Jesus (2:9-11). A road led south to Bethlehem, which was about six miles from Jerusalem, so the rest of the Magi's journey probably did not take very long. That they offer Jesus both homage and standard gifts from the East (2:11) fits Eastern practices; for instance, royal courts there used frankincense and myrrh.

(Tänk också på herdarna. Herdarna ansågs som syndiga och bara lite bättre än spetälska och prostituerade, eftersom de inte kunde hålla sabbaten. Att de kommer och tillber utmanar vår tendens att ge de framgångsrika och lyckade företräde framför de fattiga och utstötta.)

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great postthe metaphor of the curtain of partition being torn in two at the crucifixion is very powerfuli think it maybe the ultimate purpose of his life and deathbreaking down walls of separation and barriers to love and communitybringing us out of tribalism and even individualism into the body of Christ, the new man, the ultimate goal and purpose of creation, incarnation and recreation..
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A Case of Mistaken Identity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCfKZHPbq5g



My Father told us that if that Fat Guy in the Red Suit tried to break into our house again he'd blast him and his silly reindeer too. We expected to have venison for Christmas dinner but somehow the fat guy always got in and out without Dad murdering him.

Apparently he wasn't so nimble and quick this time.

Tragic.

Blow it out your.......UTuba?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6iD9wW0mYY



The Four Squeezens.
Top This Luciano Pavarotti.

Jesus’ Christmas Invitation Part 1

adapted from a piece by rainbow christian/Ninure Saunders at
http://deaconninure.0catch.com/Christmas/XMAS_letter_from_jesus.html

Hello dear friend!
You know, it's been many years since people first started celebrating my Birthday. Everyone realizes and appreciates how much fun it is for the children but I can’t help thinking that most folks seem to be missing the point. Every year, when Christmas comes around, they throw a big party but for some reason they seem to forget to invite me! They begin preparing for the festivities months in advance, but when the big day comes, I’m not even on the guest list!
Even though I’m not invited, sometimes I’ll quietly slip in. Usually everyone is drinking, laughing and having a grand old time. There is always a fat fellow in a bright red suit, wearing a phoney white beard. He’ll waltz in and shout, "Ho Ho Ho!" and he’ll tease the boss’s wife “Oh my, I hear you have been a naughty girl this year”, and other such nonsense.
He is usually ‘two sheets to the wind’, but he manages to weave his way around the floor while everyone cheers. When he finally collapses into a big armchair, all the children come running over to him excitedly yelling, "Santa!! Santa!!"
Then he will begin telling some fanciful stories about how he lives at the North Pole with a crew of elves and that every year on my birthday he rides in his sleigh pulled by a bunch of flying reindeer, delivering presents to children all over the world!! As far as I can tell there’s not a word of truth in any of it! But by the way everyone reacts you'd think he was the guest of honour and the whole holiday was about him! It’s at this time I walk out the door, but no one seems to notice.
Sometimes it makes me feel about as lonely and forlorn as a stray dog! Maybe you don’t think it gets to me but it does,………….sometimes.
Another thing that amazes me is how, on my birthday, instead of offering me a present, most people give gifts to each other! It's usually all kinds of stuff they don't even need, or things they will have to exchange or re-gift anyway! Let me ask you, wouldn't you find it odd if when your birthday came along, all your friends decided to celebrate by giving themselves presents but never gave you a thing, or even acknowledged your presence? Someone once told me that it's because I’m not exactly around, or in your face, like other people are, so how can they give me a present anyway? Well, my answer is that you could help those who need really it. How about giving something to those who have so little that they would never think of exchanging or re-gifting. Why not go visit the lonely! Comfort the sick! Do like my friend Johnny Cash did and sing a song for those in prison. How about offering a smile and a kind word to a person who is forgotten and put aside! Any gift you give to these people, I'll count as if you gave it to me personally! (See Matthew 25:34-40)

Jesus Part 2

Well sad to say, things aren’t getting any better. Perhaps you can imagine my feelings a few years ago when I heard they were taking my name out of the entire event. It is almost a criminal offence to wish someone a Merry Christmas, just because my name is in it. People are doing all they can to push me out of the picture on my own birthday? ‘Sigh!’ It’s a sign of the times, I guess.
It reminds me of what happens all too often to another friend of mine. He’s not your average guy. In fact most people think he’s ‘special’, if you know what I mean. He’s so ‘special’ that very few people take time to speak to him. Some, who claim on Sunday that they believe all people are made in the image of God, act as if that isn’t true on Monday. Heck they don’t even act as if it were true on Sunday either. Perhaps they don’t think my friend is really one of them. I get the impression that they see him as a quality control mistake that my Father and I let ‘get by’ and then failed to fix under warranty. They act as if it’s best that this ‘mistake’ be hidden away so good folks won’t have to be uncomfortable.
One day I found my friend sitting in his wheelchair by the steps of the church, his head was in his hands. I asked him what was wrong, and he mumbled a word. He only had a few ways to communicate but if you took the time you’d know what he meant. With a little effort you could see that he could give and receive love just like everybody else, and oh how he longed to be accepted. But hardly anyone reached out to him. The only people who spent time with him were agency workers that were paid to help. This day, not even those fine Christian people going into the service could muster the courage to include my friend with a hello, a handshake or even a nod of their head.
These fine upstanding ‘Christians’ must have such delicately balanced lives and such a ‘nice’ church that they’re afraid to take a chance of ruining it by letting my friend in.I put my arm around his shoulder and told him I knew how he felt. I've wanted to become more involved with this same church for many years and they've never really let me in either!

Jesus' Invitation part 3

Well, there's an end even to my patience. So I'm going to let you in on a secret.........I've been thinking about doing something about all this for quite sometime, but the way things are going, I think it’s high time I got on with it. I’ve started seriously planning my own party!
It's going to be the biggest, most fantastic feast you could possibly imagine! Better than any church potluck or lavish Christmas party.
It might not happen this year, but I'm sending out invitations right now because I know a lot of people who never get invited to anything and they need to know they have something to look forward to.
There's going to be room for billions; in fact, there’s room for everyone who doesn’t mind sharing a table with my ‘special friend’ and me! Some really famous old timers and modern celebrities are going to be there but many of the ‘big ones’ won’t. You’ll be surprised who will be at the head table and even more surprised by those who are seated by the kitchen door.
I don’t think people realize I meant it when I said, “The last shall be first and first shall be last.”
I'll reserve you a seat of honour, right beside me and my special friend ……… that’s if you don’t mind the company (Matthew 8:11). So hold on to your hat because when everything is ready, I'm going to spring this party as a big surprise and a lot of carefree and self-satisfied people are going to be left out in the cold. I not too worried about their feelings, because they’ll probably think that my guest list isn’t exclusive enough and they wouldn’t want to come to our kind of party anyway.
Please let me know right away if you'll be coming. I want to reserve you a place. I’ll even write your name in large golden letters in my big
‘ ‘GOLDEN GUEST BOOK’!
Please don’t forget to tell my ‘special friend’ that you and I are both looking forward to seeing him at the feast.
Yours Sincerely (With Much Disappointment, but Even More Love),
JESUS
P.S. Do you think Matt. 25 is for real? Perhaps its time we decided to do something about it?
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ROAD TO EMMAUS

Friday, December 22, 2006

Christmas Tag

Franklin, over at Paradoxum (That MagicalPlace where soft words can break bones), tagged me. Someone asked him to share 5 things that others may not know about him and then to tag others to do the same. Franklin tagged me. So here are 5 things you probably don't know about the Impossibleape.


1. Name the T.V. you'd most like to have a copy of every episode ever made.

The I Love Lucy Show. (And I do...vicariously. I instilled the Lucy bug in my daughter Evie and then spent many hours and a few dollars searching eBay and haunting movie stores to buy them as presents for her B.D. and Christmas.)

2.The one T.V. show you wish they'd issue on a DVD so you could have the entire collection.

It's About Time, Its About Space (Its About the Whole Human Race)!
This appeared in the mid sixties. It featured Joe E. Ross as a hilarious cavemean who of course went oooh, oooh, oooh. If you remember he had just finished up a role as Gunther Toody in Car 54 Where are You. The oooh, oooh just followed along with him. The series ran all of one season.....go figure.

3. What title do you possess by birthright?

I am a Haweater. Meaning I was born on the mystical isle of the Manitoulin aka 'The den of the Great Spirit Manitou.' Our family farm was next to the property that contained the cliff face in which was found the cave said to be Manitou's lair. The stories told about a light that never extinguished night or day. We would dare to peak in during daylight and sure enough there was a light deep in back of the opening in the rock face. We never dared to go there after dark. As far as we know the light shines in darkness as well.

4. What are your greatest weaknesses?

(a) I have mixed hemispheric laterality. A form of muddled and muted ambidexterity (my right brain and left brain do a Three Stooges act trying to get through the 'activation doorway' to decide issues, plan responses or orchestrate actions.) This partly explains how I can say 'I am not Lazy, Crazy or Stupid, I just act that way'.
(b)I subconsciously chose Charlie Brown as the role model in my most formative years.
"Good Grief! What a Blockhead!"

5. What you want to be when you grow up?
A Jean Vanier clone. He is my hero and a living saint. Of course as George Orwell said. "Saints must be held guilty until proven innocent." We will have to wait a few years till Jean shuffles off his mortal coil and the Papal Office of Saintly Sifting and Evaluation (P.O.S.S.E.) finishes its investigation before I can be sure I want to emulate him in every way.

There you have it. What else is there to know?


I'm tagging Kim G., Steve B., James (aka Earl)B., James S.,Errol E.

and Jenn but I think she has done this for another tagger so she may be exempted from this diclosure.

Merry Christmas and Happy Fun and Games to all.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Here is My All Time Favourite Turkey Bit.














Mr. Bean Puts the Turkey On.

And J., no matter how bad things may seem, remember to count your blessings.
If he weren't an ocean away Mr. Bean could be sitting across the table making googly eyes over your Christmas turkey.





Enjoy all the best of the season.
May I suggest you take in a service at Mr. Bean's church.
After all the holiday preparations you probably could use the shut eye.
Couldn't we all?

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Over the years I've Been There, Done That. AKA The Turkey Hypothesis



Things I have said or done. Or would have, if the opportunity had been given to me;


1. In a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.

The reason:
"Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."



2. My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

3. I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

4. When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!"
His reply, "I know - I already got that side."


5. The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with a coworker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"



I was told these are true stories. I believe most of them, because I've been there and done that a time or two.


Perhaps this explains my 'claw in beak' syndrome.


I was born on Christmas day on the Manitoulin Island. Those with the distinction of being form that fabled place are called 'Haweaters' and 'Freshwater Newfies'. I'm not sure who is supposed to be insulting whom by this comparison, if you know what I mean.

The year I was born my father had insisted he was having duck for the Christmas meal. Mom never cared much for duck. She had her heart set on a 'Little Turkey'. When she went into labour on Christmas Eve (a whole half century ago), she was delighted to know that the duck she was going to prepare for Christmas would have to wait. She was going to have Turkey for Christmas after all. I don't think she was in much shape to enjoy a full Christmas meal on the day I was born, but in one one way or the other, she had a 'Little Turkey' that Christmas.
(The stories above are are some proofs of the Turkey Hypothesis.)

Here's to trying to have a less Mortifying Christmas than some we have experienced.

Best Wishes
Len
aka the impossibleape

(I've evolved a little since my Turkey days.
Can you tell?)

Monday, December 18, 2006

Mother Jones Likes Tammy and Jimmy's Little Jay (I think I do too.)

The son of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker says that Jesus loves you, tattoos and all. by Dave GilsonDecember 13, 2006

MJ.com: One thing that struck me is how you've put yourself in a leadership position where you freely admit you don't know all the answers. And people literally embrace you for that.

JB: I don't have all the answers. I grew up around people who told me they did, and then in the long run I found they didn't. So I figured I better start out honest with people and stay that way. I think there's pressure when you're a pastor that you have to have all the answers, and if you don't, your faith is built on sand. For me, faith is about believing in those things you can't see and at times can't understand. I've been really blessed to have people who are open to that and stick around. Not everyone does stick around, though................

JB: We're really just a small church. We meet in bars. We're a come-as-you-are-whoever-you-are kind of church. We're a church about love and grace and acceptance and caring about people and at times agreeing to disagree.................


MJ.com: "One Punk Under God" catches you right as you make the decision to make Revolution a gay-affirming church. How did you get to that point?
JB: It took me a long time to get there. I had a lot of gay friends and even had some congregation members who were gay, and I just wasn't sure where I stood. In my heart, I was like, "How can I condemn these people for their love of one another?" I started looking deeper into the Bible and studying and then I went to a [gay-affirming] church. It all came together at one point. One of my friends came out, and I ran into one of my old camp counselors who had come out. I was like, "This is so strange-all these people who have been important parts of my life are all coming out and are being asked to leave their church or not having anything to do with their church anymore." It kind of took a while because I knew I'd be risking everything. I knew this particular decision would cause me to lose a lot and would cause the church to hurt.

MJ.com: Has the church been just as strong since that decision?
JB: The church is going well, but we haven't been supported. We lost a lot of financial support and I've lost most of my speaking engagements. News traveled fast.

MJ.com: How is New York treating Revolution?
JB: It's the best it's ever been. I'm really happy here. ..........It's a really interesting crowd. We have an agnostic person who comes on a regular basis, a transgender person who said that they found our church because they we're looking for a church that wouldn't hate them. The congregation is really great. My mom is really sick with cancer, so I've been gone a lot and members of the congregation have been getting up and speaking. I'm starting to realize that we've become a church of people instead of a church with this head guy. There's something really neat about that because I don't think it's fair for them to think that I have this hotline to God. Too often we put these pastors up on pedestals and make it all about the man of God. That's something I'm really excited to be getting away from.


read the full interview at

http://motherjones.com/interview/2006/12/jaybakker.html
Dave Gilson is the associate editor of Mother Jones.

Jay Bakker is No Ordinary Chip Off the Old Block.


This Bakker preaches revolutionary change
By Frazier Moore, Associated Press December 13, 2006

NEW YORK -- He was born into the glare of televangelist parents Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker. Then the "Praise the Lord" empire collapsed in scandal. His father went to jail for fraud.

Jay Bakker spent his teens in the darkness, rebelling and bent on self-destruction from alcohol and drugs.

But now, about to turn 31 on Dec. 18 this tattooed, multi-pierced pilgrim is on a righteous path: preaching God's grace to a flock of young, downtrodden, and disillusioned parishioners most any other church would turn away.

Jay is the focus of "One Punk Under God: the Prodigal Son of Jim & Tammy Faye," a reality series about the back-to-basics church he calls Revolution, which, notwithstanding his decade-long sobriety, holds services in an Atlanta bar.

Keeping the faith while keeping Revolution going will prove to be a challenge for Bakker.

"I think Revolution is kind of stuck between a rock and a hard place," he muses in the first episode, airing tonight at 9 on the Sundance Channel. "With some groups we're too Christian, and with the Christians we're not Christian enough." ...............


Now "One Punk Under God" finds Bakker continuing a mini-crusade for an alternative to the God he could never make peace with: a wrathful God who hated him for all the flaws he hated in himself.

"God loves us for who we are," contends Bakker, explaining that it comes down to "grace": "God's love for all people, and his unconditional love."

In defiance of both his billing as "punk" and his calling as preacher, Bakker is an affable, unassuming chap who happens to wear a stud in each ear as well as a lip ring. And tattoos: He got the first of many -- it praises Revolution -- at 19 while living in Phoenix, where he helped found the church. In the series' finale, he will get a tattoo in tribute to his mother.

He never set out to be the punk anti-Bakker for a lost generation. Nor has he disavowed his parents, whose past disgrace could easily fuel skepticism about his own ministry.

"I don't have a strategy like, 'OK, I'm gonna distance myself from them, so I can build a church and be my own man,' " he says. "Me and my dad have a hard time getting along, and now, with my mom being as sick as she is, that's hard -- but I love them, and they did a lot of great things, as well as make mistakes."

A mistake of theirs he means to avoid: building a church so big and all-consuming that its own sustenance is its primary cause.

In episode two, Bakker will make a tough decision that could threaten his church: Should he declare himself a gay-affirming minister?

"Absolutely, without question," Amanda says, but warns of a backlash.

She's right. A conservative foundation wastes no time pulling thousands in funding.

That's OK. "Salvation is free. It's a gift," Bakker says.

read full Slate article at

http://www.slate.com/id/2155444/

Why Johnny Wore Black

WE KNOW full well that the work begun in that manger is not yet complete.
Christmas is, for the time being, a feast of light juxtaposed with darkness. We brighten our sanctuary with candles, but the night persists beyond these walls. Though we wipe our tears away to join in the yuletide celebration, we are still a people who mourn.
Katherine E. Willis Perchey, "A Feast Juxtaposed"

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Friday, December 15, 2006

If we looked into the manger this Christmas and saw a Child With Downs Syndrome, Would We Understand?











If not,
then perhaps we do not understand Incarnation, Suffering or Redemption


Fortunately for us it isn't all about precepts, and concepts and propositions or Theology


Its about God so Loving the World that He Gave Himself so We can Give Ourselves to Him by Giving Ourselves to One another in Love.


Blessed Christmas















LH

THE INCARNATRION /A Part of the Mysterious Neccessity

"the origin of the word “sin” is derived from the Indo-European root ‘es-,’ meaning ‘to be.’"

I found this quotation at Solidaridad http://marydaly.blogspot.com/
It is a fascinating blog by a theology student who is struggling to make the church more inclusive and accepting of people in all our frailties. She is sharing some important insights over there. Perhaps you should take a moment to check it out.

This quote was particularly interesting to me because it helps clarify a new understanding taking root in my spirit. The idea that sin (Adam and Eve's apple episode) is required for humankind to Be(come) like Christ. Our becoming requires that we possess the freedom to choose in a world of consequence and interrelationship and this experience of freedom requires that we leave the garden of innocence to enter a world of suffering, knowledge and be-ing. If we do not leave the garden we could not Be or Become, nor would we be able or need to Believe.

Our becoming like Christ (not remaining like Adam) is so important to God that He(?) risks all in giving us the choice to Be or not to Be like Jesus. To Be or not to Be n relationship with Him(?).

For many years I have been trapped, very uncomfortably trapped in a condemning and judgemental conception of history and God's involvement with the world. The usual theology of history and God's Plan has been, 'Creation, Fall, Redemption' (aka return to paradise lost). This story leaves us at the mercy of a bloodthirsty deity who hates our humanity (our frailty) but is somehow able to appease his wrath by a complicated sado/masochistic orgy of violence and blood sacrifice. Thankfully I have heard of a new way to understand the story of God's involvement with us in history it goes like this, 'Creation, Incarnation, Recreation' (into the image of Christ, becoming a fully formed Imago Dei by means of the beatific vision....we shall become like him(?) when we see Him(?) as he is.)
This new way of thinking about God and History lets me see God as loving but with a restraint upon His(?) power. The restraint has to do with the process of recreating us in the likeness of Christ. This recreation is the meaning and purpose of history. For some reason it can not be accomplished without the problematic elements of free will, and it's consequence which is suffering (deserved and undeserved). It is the mysterious necessity for which Jesus was and is the answer. His incarnation, His becoming like us, and suffering and dying like us is the means by which we (God and mankind) can overcome the restraint of the mysterious necessity.
Life is still a perplexing mystery to me. Why suffering is so random and extreme? Why do innocent people suffer for the sins of of others. I don't know why. But God no longer seems as capricious, wrathful or maniacal as He(?) did when I thought it was all about Creation, Fall, Redemption.

This new understanding has Redeemed God for me and somehow the mysterious necessity fulfilled in Jesus has redeemed me to God.


LH

Thursday, December 14, 2006

THE BORING NATIVITY



December 2006
THE BORING NATIVITY
by Laurie Cook

My wife and I went to see The Nativity the other night and thoroughly enjoyed it. Before going I heard a critic say it was flat and somewhat boring. They said that it lacked the wonder and awe that they expected from the story of God coming to earth. But as I watched the movie it dawned on me that this was actually the point. God went to great lengths to come to man in humility, to inject himself into humanity in the middle of poverty and injustice. I’m so glad that the movie maker didn’t concentrate on the spectacular by over dramatizing and emphasizing the angel visits with powerful computer generated special effects.
This depiction of the story brought a portrayal of what I perceive to be the true message of incarnation. God chose this time and this place for a variety of reasons. But of special significance for me this year watching The Nativity, was the fact that he came into poverty at a time of paralyzing injustice. And by the way, being enslaved by the Romans was only part of the injustice. Joseph and Mary and their community were also subjected to injustice at the hands of a corrupt, national political leader and a pompous legal religion as well.
As I walked out of the cinema the first thought that hit me was a question. Given the carefully constructed setting of this story of God coming down to man, how do we as Christians ever get to a prosperity gospel; how do we end up with our religion of multi-million dollar buildings and programs that concentrate the use of these resources around serving the saints?
If you haven’t already seen The Nativity, go and see it and let the message of the incarnation speak to you in whatever way God sees fit to express his story to you. But I would simply ask you to reflect on both his role and our role in a world full of poverty and injustice. Allow God to draw you further into his story, not as theatregoers, not as followers of religion, not as enslavers, but into his way of living the incarnation.
by
Laurie Cook,CEO, World Relief Canada

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Happy Prince Mp3



Oscar Could Make a Young Man's Imagination Fly. Not Always Fly Straight, mind you,
But in the End He Himself Did Fly Right.





I am lookning forward to hearing some of his witty repartee in the garden of paradise.

http://literalsystems.org/abooks/index.php/Audio-Book/TheHappyPrince



http://www.archive.org/details/hpot_librivox (realplayer version)

A Happy Prince Christmas

A Happy Prince Christmas:
Oscar Wilde’s fairytale is one of my most important Christmas memories. During my early teenage years I was trying to come to terms with the fact that the world didn’t always work things out to my personal satisfaction. Scarves and sweaters weren’t exactly my Christmas fantasy fulfilled but each year I received more and more of them. At the same time, I was becoming keenly aware of how much unhappiness there was in the world. How could I reconcile this dark realization with a simpler, kinder view that included a belief in a loving God who intervened in the affairs of men, or at least took a passing interest in them? I felt a real need to find a way to reconcile a simple faith with an honest and reasonable understanding of the world. But how?

As a young person I had a tradition of watching every Holiday special ever aired on the only two channels we could get on the Manitoulin in those days, CBC and CTV. Year after year Charlie Brown would remind us of the true meaning of Christmas but by the time I was a teenager most of the seasonal offerings weren’t reflecting life as I knew it. Thankfully in the early 70’s I discovered two new shows that addressed many of the issues that were plaguing me. One was the Selfish Giant and the other the Happy Prince. If you get a chance to see either don’t pass it up. (Happily I have been able to obtain a copy of The Happy Prince so I can enjoy it all year round. Come and visit and I’ll share this treasure with you.)

If you know the story, you may recognize yourself in the characters? Perhaps you feel like the children who are hoping for something good to happen (perhaps the end of a difficult season in life) ………….. ‘there certainly has been a terribly hard frost this year.’
Personally I hope you see yourself as the little swallow. If after the first few pages you aren't flattered by the comparison, just hang on, it gets better.




Early in the story the swallow is flighty, vain and immature. Perhaps you don’t share any of these faults (I’ll let you and your families be the judge of that), but no doubt your wings are a little tarnished and rather ill fitting. Mine need to be dry cleaned……often!

Despite the swallow’s many shortcomings, he eventually surrenders his plans for his own comfort in order to fulfill the longings of the Prince’s heart and to care for the needs of others. In doing this the swallow begins to participate in one of life’s great mysteries and ministries. As he grows in a grace tempered by suffering, his acts on behalf of the poor and the outcasts of the city begin to transform himself and others around him.

In life, we can be the suffering, sometimes our loved ones are called to this unhappy role. More often, the strangers we pass on the street or see on T.V. are the ones needing a compassionate sacrifice. But whoever they are, they each represent the heart of God , as they did for the Happy Prince in our story.

My Christmas wish is that we can see an inkling of meaning and purpose in our personal trials and challenges. When I am hard pressed it helps me to remember the example of someone like Mother Theresa and how she accomplished ‘Something Beautiful for God’. She didn’t do this in spite of the pain. She did it through sufferings shared in love. This is the most difficult mystery but in reality it is the most beautiful.
At times we may feel we are consigned to the ‘ash heap’ but our hope is; when the angels are sent to gather the most precious things in the city we will be chosen by God and by the Happy Prince.

“….for in my garden of Paradise this little bird shall sing forevermore and in my city of gold the Happy Prince shall praise me.”

Many blessings to you and yours this Christmas season.
Love
Len, Cathy, Evie and Josh Hindle





http://www.oscarwildecollection.com/

http://www.happyprince.ca/

Sunday, December 10, 2006

The Best We Can Reasonably Hope People Will Say of Us.


Joyeux Noel! Because 'Life Without Limbs can also become Life Without Limits!'

Nick Vujicic is a worthy witness to hope, and meaning in the face of challenges and deprivations of the most severe kind. His witness does not answer for all the pain we see around us, but it makes a worthy contribution to the hope we have in Jesus that someday all these trials will prove to be worthwhile and meaningful, even if beyond our present comprehension.








http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LtCrlXdd2E

Jenn, If you are watching I hope you will share this and the TeamHoyt videos with your daughter.

Joyeux Noel

Friday, December 08, 2006

Britney, Britney, Britney, your 'posse' (sic) needs to be corralled

Now that you have shown us where the cabbage patch is, what can you do for an encore?



My personal and professional advice is that you find a support group for 'born again virgins' to hang with. They've got to be better for your rep and mental health than the Hilton/Lohan 'posse' (sic) you've been SEEN with lately. Time to put them (and it) in the corral .

I'm sure someone is praying for you.
Let's hope it helps.

Take care or we'll be seeing you in the funny papers again.


LH

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Bonhoeffer on What is a Christian?

A Christian is someone who shares the sufferings of God in the world.-Dietrich Bonhoeffer



might I add

and who doesn't willfully and with malice of forethought add to them.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Haggard Revisited/Perhaps Scapegoating is A Greater Evangelical Sin (a subset of the greatest sin/False Pride, Prejudice and Exclusivism.)

Ted Haggard's "Sin"-- Jon Pahl

Now that some of the dust has settled from the unfortunate fall of evangelical leader Ted Haggard -- who has confessed to being a "sinner" to his congregation -- we can achieve some longer-range perspective on what it all means. I agree with Martin Marty that Rev. Haggard, along with his family and all those involved in this scandal, deserves compassion, and one wishes him peace (see "Considering Ted Haggard's Plight," Sightings, November 6). ButHaggard's letter to his church reveals a truncated understanding of sin anda failure to recognize how the movement he led as President of the NationalAssociation of Evangelicals is in part responsible for his plight.
Like most evangelicals, Haggard is the theological heir of Saint Augustine, finding sin in pride and lust. Unlike Augustine, however, Haggard sees pride and lust as personal attributes. "I alone am responsible," he asserts in his letter. "I created this entire situation," he reiterates. And yet a third time he says, "It was created 100 percent by me."Augustine has a more sophisticated understanding of the origins of sinfuldesire. In his Confessions, he reveals how sin arises from within a socialnexus. In the famous account in Book 2, he describes stealing a bunch of pears with a gang of his friends. He did this not because he was hungry, but because it was transgressive. He and his friends constructed a foul desire and then he acted on it.
A similar dynamic can be observed among many conservative evangelicals withregard to homosexuality. By targeting gay sex as "sin," the religious righthas mobilized "values voters." But by scapegoating homosexuality, they drawattention to it as "temptation." As Haggard puts it: "There is a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that I've been warring against it all of my adult life." It is as if the religious right's culture war has played out in Ted Haggard's soul. As an individual willing to carry the blame as a "sinner," he acted out the scapegoating that has in part organized powerfor the movement he led.
In its mild form, this scapegoating of homosexuals has been expressed in"Defense of Marriage" laws, one of which passed in the recent elections in Colorado. Haggard was a vocal supporter of these laws. Such tension between his public person and his private behavior must have been excruciating.
A more extreme form of this logic has led to movements like that of the Rev. Fred Phelps's "God Hates Fags" campaign. Passion for"purity" against homosexual desire has been used to rally evangelical righteousness, and to round up voters. Consequently, those who feel homosexual desire and who are also persuaded by the logic of a Phelps will likely bear a degree of self-hatred that leads to isolation and repression. Haggard would appear to be in such a position. "For extended periods of time," Haggard writes, "I would enjoy victory and rejoice in freedom. Then, from time to time, the dirt that I thought was gone would resurface, and I would find myself thinking thoughts and experiencing desires that were contrary to everything I believe and teach."But what Haggard does not seem to recognize, as Augustine did, is how his desires were in part the result of what he believed and taught. Augustine demonstrates that a dirty desire is desirable precisely because it is dirty. Similarly, Haggard, I believe, was actually possessed by the social constructions of the very movement he led. He suggests as much when he reveals that "when I stopped communicating about my problems, the darkness increased and finally dominated me." But a problem can only dominate one in this way when it is constructed as a problem. If, say, gay sex wereconsidered good within a committed, loving, and publicly recognizedrelationship, it would not pose a moral threat.
According to Augustine, an individual either participates in God, who is gracious and life-fulfilling love, or one falls into lust, which is prideful assertion of one's desires to dominate. The religious right has had plentyof experience with domination lately. It is more than a little disturbing,then, that Haggard, in his letter, imagines that he will be "healed" when his "sins" are "dealt with harshly," and when, with the "oversight" of leading anti-gay pastors Dr. James Dobson, Jack Hayford, and Tommy Barnett, he is "disciplined." (Dobson has since withdrawn from the counseling team.)
It is unlikely that those in this group will actually confess their collective responsibility for Haggard's sins. To do so, they would have to acknowledge the systemic violence they have accepted and promoted by scapegoating homosexuals.
Policies produce practices, and when a taboo is constructed, it invariably becomes a temptation.Prior to his fall, Haggard had been an admirably clear voice for broadening evangelical activism to include support for environmental causes and attention to poverty as a religious issue. One might now hope that evangelicals and others continue to learn through his example -- by recognizing with Augustine how desire is rooted in a social nexus.
References:The full text of Ted Haggard's letter is available at the Colorado SpringsGazette: http://www.gazette.com/display.php?id=1326184&secid=1.
Jon Pahl is Professor of the History of Christianity in North America at theLutheran Theological Seminary at Philadelphia, and a Fellow in the Centerfor the Study of Religion at Princeton University.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Why has everyone been asking Alfie when Edwin knew what its all about all along

Edwin
ALIVE!
in London Tuesday Dec. 5 2006.
Be There!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxaAfaCln8




Because


It feels so good to breathe the air
Another spin around the sun
On this spec of life in the universe
the gift of love is there for everyone
Angels working overtimeday or night
to hold the hands that play all alone
a baby's born pure to the world
as the old man lays down his hand
and closes his eyes with nothing said
every year another promise is made
a pint of beer raised towards a better day
lets find a star a star to call our own
and make the wish maybe we can't make it home
ain't it good to be alive
to feel the sun strong against your face
strawberry blond waves of silky hair
spills over me like the milky way
ain't it good to be alive
ain't it good to be alive
alive alive
alive alive
ain't it good to breathe the air
another spin around the sun
on this spec of light in the universe
a little peace of love in everyone
ain't it good to be alive
ain't it good to be alive
to feel the sun strong against your face
spills over me like the milky way
alive alive alive alive alive

Johnny Cash's Christmas Gift for Jenn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsrSQe5QCLE